Dear "man" in big petrol guzzling penis extension-esque landrover thing in Tesco Kingston car park this evening.

I just wanted to say, that I am better than you. And am going to outlive you because you clearly have serious anger issues which is going to lead to an early heart attack. And that you are very very unattractive and even if you hadnt attempted to vandalise my vehicle this evening, you would never stand a chance with anyone half as fit and as me. And also you should know that while I can report the attempted criminal damage to the police and get your address, you wont be able to get mine as my car is not registered to the address in which I currently reside. So live in fear little-penis "man" that one day in the near future, you just might wake up to a windscreen covered in rabbit poo.

Oh and by the way, clearly you dont have much muscle strength in your flabby arm as my car is fine.

Amy

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